It has been established scientifically, by the elves themselves, that:
(1) Santa lives in the North Pole,
(2) That he spends all year with his elves making toys, and,
(3) That he flies around the world on Christmas Eve delivering presents to children, by slipping down their chimney.
Anyone who questions these things is not only mad, they are anti-science, because everybody knows Santa is real and that the 3 facts above hold true, because, well, "science"!
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