Pro-vaxxer logic

1. There's mercury in fish, so it's ok to put it in vaccines. The amounts are so small anyway, and even though it may be miles above the FDAs recommended daily dose of these things, that's fine, because they're in vaccines. Get it? Vaccines. So it's fine! And safe! Same goes for aluminum.

2. Vaccines are scientific, so you know they work and can be completely trusted.

3. The government are definitely the best people to make our health care decisions for us. They are unbiased and have our best interests at heart.

4. The government is also very smart, because they have experts who are very wise about their chosen domain, and make decisions that can be completely relied upon, to be the best possible, for us and everybody else!

5. Rumours of the government being in bed with big Pharma are just that, rumours. If there is some corruption, it is so insignificant that it has no effect on the advice we receive from government agencies. Pharmaceutical companies just don't have that power of influence over government policy.

6. We've just got to trust authority. They know what's best for us far more than we do, because they are EXPERTS.

7. Infants don't question adults. It's bad manners.

8. We are the infants and the government is our daddy, who is always right, because he's God's representative, and I'm just a silly boy/girl.

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