There are no real skeptics

Anyone can be skeptical about things they don't believe
 but very few are capable of applying that skepticism
  to their own cherished beliefs.

That is why, when I read of "skeptics", I laugh,
  because I know they are not real skeptics
    but "true believers"
       in what they hold dear,
and skeptical about what offends them!

And, my friends, this is the same for everyone,
 whether they label themselves as "skeptics" or not.

So if we have a modicum of self-knowledge
  we will never call ourselves a "skeptic"
 because we are ALL just skeptical
    about the things we don't believe
 and generally very accommodating
       with the things we do!