Q. Who did the 911 attacks?
A. Al Qaeda
Q. How do you know?
A Saw it on TV. They told me.
Q. How did the TV presenters know?
A. The Bush administration told them.
Q. How did the Bush administration know?
A. Evidence.
Q What evidence?
A. A passport showed up and some photos of terrorists getting on a plane, I think.
Q. How do you know this evidence is legit?
A. I don't but the Bush administration says it is.
Q. And you trust the Bush administration?
A. Yeah.
Q. Why? They lied about WMD's in Iraq.
A. Yeah but 911 is different. Only a monster would sign off on that!
Q. And the Bush administration wasn't a bunch of monsters?
A. Not that big of monsters!
Q. Really?
A. I hope not!
A. Al Qaeda
Q. How do you know?
A Saw it on TV. They told me.
Q. How did the TV presenters know?
A. The Bush administration told them.
Q. How did the Bush administration know?
A. Evidence.
Q What evidence?
A. A passport showed up and some photos of terrorists getting on a plane, I think.
Q. How do you know this evidence is legit?
A. I don't but the Bush administration says it is.
Q. And you trust the Bush administration?
A. Yeah.
Q. Why? They lied about WMD's in Iraq.
A. Yeah but 911 is different. Only a monster would sign off on that!
Q. And the Bush administration wasn't a bunch of monsters?
A. Not that big of monsters!
Q. Really?
A. I hope not!